– Are you the Pirates Front of Judea?
– Pirates Front of Judea?! Fuck off! We’re the JUDEAN PIRATES FRONT!



When political life seems jolly rotten, there’s somthing we’ve forgotten: we can all put our trust in our party k-niggets to continue inspire us!


First, we built a party organization. It sank into a swamp. So, we built a second one, that also sank into the swamp. So we built a third and even more democratic and organized party; it burnt up, fell over and THEN sank into the swamp. But v4.0 is on it’s way and that’s what you gonna get, lad; the strongest political party organization ever!